Hello spambots! I’m so excited you're taking the time to fill out this form with the same 3 messages several dozen times a day. I greatly appreciate hearing from you over and over and over again.

For everyone else, I guess you can write me if you feel like it. Fill out as much or as little of the form as you’d like (only the last question is mandatory). I promise I won’t use your email for anything other than writing you back. I don’t always have a chance to answer, but I do read each and every one of these.