Dr. Lobster Comics

Robot Fonze

Model: The Winklerbot 5000.
Quote: "AAAAAAAAAA."
Built by: MacGuyver
First Appearance: Naming Part 1

Don Haskett de Rollins de UCF de back to Rollins Again...

Job: Spanish Conquestador
Doesn't Like: People
Nickname: Heather
First Appearance: Don Haskett 1

Sincho Galameany

What the hell is it: A genetically engineered... thing.
What can you say about that: "Sincho Galameany, you so crazy."
First Appearance: Sincho Galameany

Kevgher Marbad

Job: Fighting high prices
Looks Mysteriously Like: Sincho Galameany
Coincidence: No one knows for sure

Abraham Lincoln

Occupation: 16th President of these United States
How can you tell it's really him: The hat, man, the hat
First Appearance: Honest Abe

Todd the Thug

Job: Thug
Known Relatives: Muscle Pete
First Appearance: Have A Dollar

Muscle Pete

Job: Thug
Known Relatives: Todd the Thug
First Appearance: Have A Dollar?
It's really hard to tell Todd and Pete apart.

Trademarked Image

Mission: Unholy vengence
Replaced by: Similar image
Last Appearance: TM

Heather

Contribution to the Strip: Token Female
Nickname: Don Haskett de Rollins de UCF de back to Rollins Again...
First Appearance: Heather

Satan

Occupation: Torturing the Damned
Collects: Souls
Mortal Form: Patrick Stewart
First Appearance: Who's Your Buddy? 1

Gary

Real Name: Gary Platten
Contribution to the Strip: Nothing, he screwed us
What we think of him: Gary Platten sucks
First Appearance: $$$ Gary 1 $$$
Death: $$$ Gary 3 $$$

Cecil Do

The deal with the cane: It's a shotgun
The deal with the shotgun: It's a cane
What he does: Cecil do what Cecil Do
First Appearance: Cecil Do

The Cast